jakemorph: genghis-khanye: graatrunk: sosyebabe: What you got made fun of in school for? i went…

jakemorph:

genghis-khanye:

graatrunk:

sosyebabe:

What you got made fun of in school for?

i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone’s scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed “The Nut Slayer” and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents 

nutslayer is a powerful title

can you imagine a european person coming to your school for 1 year, stabbing you in the ball sac, then promptly fucking back off to europe immediately afterwards. can you imagine being the bloke with the stitch in their scrote because of some mysterious foreign spherepuncturer